My dog Woodstock is insane.  I’ve written this Christmas tune to illustrate just HOW insane.  All are things she has eaten/chewed up.

On the first day of Christmas Woodstocky ruined for me: the sheetrock on one office wall

On the second day of Christmas Woodstocky ruined for me: two headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall

On the third day of Christmas Woodstocky ruined for me: 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Woodstocky ruined for me: 4 pair of shoes, 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Woodstocky ruined for me:  FIVE SOFA CUSHIONS!!!… 4 pair of shoes, 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Woodstocky ruined for me: 6 pens and pencils, FIVE SOFA CUSHIONS!!!…  4 pair of shoes, 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Woodstocky ruined for me: 7 candy canes, 6 pens and pencils, FIVE SOFA CUSHIONS!!!!…. 4 pair of shoes, 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.

On the 8th day of Christmas, Woodstocky ruined for me: 8 largish legos, 7 candy canes, 6 pens and pencils, FIVE SOFA CUSHIONS!!!!…. 4 pair of shoes, 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.

On the 9th day of Christmas, Woodstocky ruined for me: 9 decorations, 8 largish legos, 7 candy canes, 6 pens and pencils, FIVE SOFA CUSHIONS!!!!…. 4 pair of shoes, 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.

On the 10th day of Christmas, Woodstocky ruined for me: 10 tiny treelimbs, 9 decorations, 8 largish legos, 7 candy canes, 6 pens and pencils, FIVE SOFA CUSHIONS!!!!…. 4 pair of shoes, 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.

On the 11th day of Christmas, Woodstocky ruined for me: 11 lids to containers, 10 tiny treelimbs, 8 largish legos, 7 candy canes, 6 pens and pencils, FIVE SOFA CUSHIONS!!!!…. 4 pair of shoes, 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Woodstocky ruined for me: 12 hidden rawhides, 11 lids to containers, 10 tiny treelimbs, 8 largish legos, 7 candy canes, 6 pens and pencils, FIVE SOFA CUSHIONS!!!!…. 4 pair of shoes, 3 compact disks, 2 headsets and the sheetrock on one office wall.